It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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