I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
