Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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