you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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