What did we do last night that was yellow?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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