I'm laying in your front yard are you home
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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