I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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