just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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