I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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