Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
