I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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