Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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