he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
seriously i just wanna be friends
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.