drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
