What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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