Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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