Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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