Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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