it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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