I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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