I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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