pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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