I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I skipped work to stalk him.
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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