I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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