I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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