I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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