Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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