Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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