No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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