it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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