Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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