would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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