Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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