you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize