so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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