BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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