there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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