The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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