So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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