...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
