i think i have herpe
just one?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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