the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm experimenting with sincerity
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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