About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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