wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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