Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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