does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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