miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize