just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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