Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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