So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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