You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
A bitchslap is in order.
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