We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused