she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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