sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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