I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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